Me too!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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