so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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