Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We are all done wearing pants today
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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