with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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