Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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