You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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