On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there's paper in my vomit.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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