Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I touched a dick in church today
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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