There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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