im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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