so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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