What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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