How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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