This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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