i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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