VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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