I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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