This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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