Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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