I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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