oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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