what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I lost the right to judge tonight
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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