Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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