arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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