Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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