I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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