we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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