What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
