Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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