I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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