I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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