new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm too high and old for this...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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