Small penises have feelings too.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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