i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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