I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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