So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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