how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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