So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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