No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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