Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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