That's intense
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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