yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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