did you get engaged???
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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