Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Randomize