we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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