Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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