Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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