Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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