Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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