At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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