you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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