I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sext me about skeletons
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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