I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Are we still banned from the library?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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