so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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