we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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