that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
