Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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