ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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