Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This is the high leading the old right now
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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